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Really hilarious chat transcripts from IRC, found this on Bharat Rakshak Forums posted by 'Ragav' and thanks to Mol

Here are some the best ones:

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##[TN]FBMachine## i got kicked out of barnes and noble once for moving
all the bibles into the fiction section

#328464 +(3651)- [X]

SparTacus (rulimbaww@3B942731.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net) has joined
#santcuary
*SparTacus is now known as Betty_Guns
wacko Jacko (lbeedy@1C57684.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net) has joined
#santcuary
##wacko_jacko##ok spartacus just came n here i know it. which one of you
is that loser?
##hunney## I am spartacus
##ji_pper##no im spartacus
##betty_guns##I am spartacus
##mistr##I'm spartacus
##wacko_jacko##ur all freaks thats what u r


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##frank## can you help me install GTA3?
##knightmare## first, shut down all programs you aren't using
frank has quit IRC. (Quit)
##knightmare## ...

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##cthon98## hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
##cthon98## ********* see!
##azurediamond## hunter2
##azurediamond## doesnt look like stars to me
##cthon98## ##azurediamond## *******
##cthon98## thats what I see
##azurediamond## oh, really?
##cthon98## Absolutely
##azurediamond## you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
##azurediamond## haha, does that look funny to you?
##cthon98## lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as
*******
##azurediamond## thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
##cthon98## yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show
to us as *******
##azurediamond## awesome!
##azurediamond## wait, how do you know my pw?
##cthon98## er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU
as hunter2 cause its your pw
##azurediamond## oh, ok.

Trikkz R 4 Kidz: YO
Trikkz R 4 Kidz: WASSUP?
tetsu2051: presumably not your shift key

##kk## Anyone here speak Spanish?
##ste## i do
##kk## Shut up. You can't even speak English.
##ste## thats cuz i spanish

##nash## YES! they caught the bastard who made the blaster virus
##nash## looks like he will be getting 10 yrs max in prison
##ddr4life## serves him right
##dross## Someone is soon going to discover how strangely painful the shower hour in prison is
##firingsquad## He'll probably catch a different type of virus in prison
##lexiusthegenuis## poor kids virginity is going to the recycle bin
##sczoyd## cellmates will probably be giving him some rather large uploads
##antibig## theyll be installing some new hardware in his rectum
##firingsquad## looks like his unprotected port is going to be probed
##sczoyd## I hope he doesnt mind other men using his hard drive
##jsp## a roll like him is going to get rolled a lot
##sczoyd## his prison mates are going to have a lot of fun with their new laptop
##shinkurro## someone will find out a new way to spread viruses
##nash## okay, that wasn't really called for.

##lunchbox## The day Microsoft makes a product that doesn't suck is the day they make a vacuum cleaner.

---------------- All time best ------------
##samwise## And if not for a beard, what can you stroke while thinking?
##jacquilyn## Depends what you're thinking about.