Animation?!

Q. What kind of horse only appears after the sun goes down?
A. A nightmare.

Q. Why did the horse cross the road?
A. Because he wanted to visit his neigh-bors!

Q. How do you call a barber cat?
A. Yell..."Hair Kitty!"

Q. What did the doe say as she came running out of the brush?
A. That's the LAST time I do THAT for two bucks!

Q. What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)?
A. A leisure centre.

Q. Where do they get virgin wool?
A. Ugly sheep.

Q. What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating?
A. Finding half a worm.

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
A. He was dead.

Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
A. Monkey see, monkey do.

Q. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
A. Peer pressure.

Q. What does a Walrus and Tupperware have in common?
A. Their both looking for a tight seal.

Source: Partially from www.pethumor.com