Cartoons
Here are some good quotes from standup cartoons and other wise guys.
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'."
--- Chris Rock
"When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her."
--- Sacha Guitry.
"Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse."
--- Groucho Marx.
"The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing."
--- Will Rogers.
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'."
--- Chris Rock
"When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her."
--- Sacha Guitry.
"Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse."
--- Groucho Marx.
"The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing."
--- Will Rogers.
posted by nitboss at 4:55 PM
1 Comments:
I never realized you had a blog until now. Just dropped in to say hi! I ramble quite a bit too here http://manojg.blogspot.com
Cheers!
Manoj
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