this is totally true... admit it, you liar

welcome to .... reality

is this how you feel?

S & M

One day Little Johnny's mom was cleaning his room. In the closet, she found a bondage S&M magazine. This was *highly* upsetting to her. She hid the magazine until his father got home. When Little Johnny's father walked in the door, she irately handed the magazine to him, and said, "THIS is what I found in "your" son's closet."
He looked at it and handed it back to her without a word.
Several minutes passed, then she finally asked him,
"Well what should we do about this?"
Little Johnny's dad looked at her and said, "Well I don't think you should spank him."

Education is big business

Needed that long drawn hiatus. On a serious note in the new year. I knew that education was among the top industries in the United States, but never realized its actual magnitude.

A new study shows that fifty six schools have endowments more than $1 billion, with nine new additions. That may not sound like a big deal.

The highest in the list is Harvard with $25.5 billion, and it employs over 14,000 employees. For comparison, Indian defense budget is $15.5 billion and the armed forces in India employ in excess of a million people. That budget is for both equipment and people costs.

I am speechless ....

so, I am thinking of opening a engineering college myself. ha ha ha.