rusty

i have not blogged for such a long time that my fingertips have turned blue without any creative use.

none of these news articles are my creation anyway. but its a good read. and who would even conceive these bizzare stories unless they were real.

more at Yahoo Odd News wonder how I can get even with them.

• Beer burglar's snoring leads police to him Wed Jun 21, 5:05 PM ET

BANGKOK, Thailand - A burglar who broke into a small grocery shop in northern Thailand was caught after he hid under the store owner's bed, drank a few beers and started snoring, police said.

• Dog craving doughnuts blamed for fire Tue Jun 20, 10:01 PM ET

  RIDGEFIELD, Wash. - A dog with a craving for doughnuts was blamed for starting a house fire in this city north of Vancouver.

• Geriatric love triangle murder case opens Tue Jun 20, 9:58 PM ET

  ATLANTA - A 79-year-old grandmother who used a cane to walk to her seat in the courtroom Tuesday was painted by prosecutors as so consumed by a jealous rage last year that she shot her ex-boyfriend four times in the head.

• Bear eats oatmeal in woman's kitchen Mon Jun 19, 9:19 PM ET

  WEST VANCOUVER, British Columbia - It was a real-life version of Goldilocks and the Three Bears — only in reverse — when a woman came home to find a young bear eating oatmeal in her kitchen.